Is a hot dog a sandwich?

Who is going to call you out for sexual misconduct?

Oh, I get it, math!

It just doesn’t seem right to me. I dunno *shrug*

I’m so ashamed of myself, I actually fell for the click bait.

I hate to say it, but Domino’s got their shit together. Good for them.

Probably, but there’s a chance the microbes that grow produce toxins that wouldn’t necessarily be deactivated from heating.

Now, I’m no rocket scientist, but why don’t you cut out the middle man, buy salted butter and skip adding the extra salt, you could probably cut the time down to 4:30 instead.

I finally saw Godfather I and II. I now fully appreciate where pretty much every single gangster spoof/stereotype comes from. I didn’t even realize Brando wasn’t in the second one. Man that scene in the second one where Vito stalks Fanucci is incredible!

I know, right! It doesn’t have nearly the appeal of OMG Kittens!

Green Book when they wouldn’t let Dr. Shirley eat at the last place, so they go to the other restaurant and have a grand old time

If they’re replaying the first Simpson’s, shouldn’t it be this:

He is quite the space nerd (The miniseries From Earth to the Moon comes to mind), but I’m not sure how he would handle some of the fancier science. Being a good actor though, I’m sure he could practice and fake his way through it.

Yes, he spells it the correct way as well!

Na, Larry is much more chill about it.

Yes, he does, even more so than me.

For the last motherfucking goddamn last time. I DON’T HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER NAMED DARRYL AND I’VE HEARD IT AT LEAST A THOUSAND TIMES AND YOU ARE NOT BEING CLEVER!

Could someone please summarize this article into a couple of sentences and entice me to read the who thing?

You know, for drinks!

That’s one strong stitch!