Lisa Bonet ate no basil

I’d much rather have beef that was frozen ASAP vs. refrigerated beef that’s been sitting a few days. Freezing locks in the freshness if it’s done right.

I came here to say basically the same thing. It’s pretty sad when Domino’s is actually better than other pizza out there.

The thing to get at Zaxby’s as odd as it sounds is the salad with honey mustard. The cut up chicken fingers goes perfect with it.

I think Zaxby’s is the best one.

I got to be the carrot in my kindergarten play. It was awesome!

If it’s bacon grease and all the moisture has been cooked out, you won’t get sick and it should be fine. Even if it smells rancid, it’s not a food safety issue. Without the moisture, bacteria have nothing to grow in.

Back in my day we had cereal that had two bags in it. One side was the Super Mario side, which was pretty decent. The other side was the Zelda side - which wasn’t as good.

It took 15 motherfucking years to put him on a goddamn stamp?!? This is fucking asinine! He should have had one right the fuck away.

I just used a Taco Bell sauce packet that said “Will you marry me”

I love americanized chinese food, but for the love of god, Panda Express is awful. They screw up green beans by way over cooking them and using way too much white pepper. The orange chicken is like dunking chicken in corn syrup. I guess if you like those things, enjoy.

The boogie man once told me that before he goes to sleep at night, he checks under the bed to make sure Chuck Norris isn’t there.

I can’t forgive them because their food tastes like crap.

I’m a hungry puppy dog. He’s a hungry puppy dog!

I was just thinking that I hope it doesn’t come out that Hanks is the next Weinstein. If he is, for the love of god, don’t accept the role.

Dolly Parton hasn’t said ‘no’ yet, has she?

That’s a cat astrophic amount!

I got to see him in Vegas a couple years ago. Good show. It did seem like it doesn’t change from show to show though. I’m hoping this tour he changes things around so it doesn’t seem so produced. I dunno, it just seems like it loses the spontaneity when shows are super choreographed.

I guess I’ll finally get around to seeing these. May as well before the Sandra Bullock one comes out.