I didn't realize only 3 years separated I Want to Hold your Hand and A Day in the Life.
Beatles fan or not, that is truly impressive.

The nice thing about brats is that you can use just about any type of mustard on them.
I have way too many varieties of mustard at home and brats give me a good excuse to use them.

Apparently water is wet.

"Moon Pie, what a time to be alive!"

Mainly what got me going is the AVClub automatically assuming fat and salt are bad. Well, my friend, let me tell you, that ship has sailed and they are back in style - at least fat is other than transfats. Salt will come back in vogue once the AMA gets their head out of their asses and actually looks at the data.

ASSOCIATION DOES NOT MEAN CAUSALITY PEOPLE!
Don't get me started.

Meh, I prefer to build up immunity.

Bowie didn't even roll the glass orb, they hired a professional to do it. It took the professional a while to be able to get it right because of the awkward position his hand had to be in so it looked like Bowie's.

Blechhhh, Ewwwwww, Jeeezzzz!!! I'll take a crab juice.

Carry on my wayward son

two things

As far as I know, Costello has a show this weekend, so anyone can still see him.
Oh, the other one, never mind.

Woodstock. Nothing else even comes close. I would just make sure to try to arrive early with way too much extra food and water and prepare myself to not care about mud.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
I know what you're thinking, but it's wrong.

Or put peppercorns in your coffee mill for that extra something in the morning to wake you up.

That Demetri Martin Movie had so much potential, but unfortunately it was just kind of meh.

Especially not before the deadline and under the budget.

I can never seem to win at craps, and I'm playing all the best odds bets. I usually stick to poker where you just look for the drunken people who don't know what they're doing.

The dam is pretty cool. I happened to be there on a day when one of the turbines was taken out and being cleaned - by hand. The turbines only get taken out like once every ten years or so, so it was pretty rare. Those things are massive.

Make sure you go see lots of the non gambling stuff - like the Pinball Hall of Fame, Red Rock Canyon, Death Valley and the Neon Museum. I recommend renting a car, it's much cheaper in the long run. I mean unless you only want to stay on the strip - which I guess if you've never done it, I guess go do that, but…