Uggg, I still can't eat toast and butter.
My condolences to Iffy.
Uggg, I still can't eat toast and butter.
My condolences to Iffy.
Crab is such a pain to eat cracking the shell and trying to fish out a nice chunk. I have no problems eating good krab due to convenience.
A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender says, "You know we have a drink named after you?" Grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Steve?"
I'll see myself out.
two things…
I don't have time for a pun thread, I'm out of time…
My wife will occasionally order from Domino's just so she can watch online every step of her pizza.
This is also why I don't have Zuckerberg money.
This sounds pretty typical in small towns. You can't even tell your neighbors that you're going out of town or word will get around and when you get home, you'll find your place has been robbed.
Went to the HUMP film festival with some of the pervs who hang out around here…
I'm such a nerd for knowing Alan Bean was the forth on the moon.
Well, my GPS is "Hello GPS"
I would probably do something like "Hello smartphone"
For God sakes Google, let people change the activation phrase to anything they want instead of only "Okay Google". My 5 year old GPS can even do this.
Okay. I'll use the landjaeger as a sword.
Meh,
Landjaeger from this local butcher shop is better than your homemade deer jerky.
It's not the "feeling like a ham and mustard shake" song, that's for sure.
I had my box next to the toilet, but there was room. Yeah, if you are out of town a lot, you would want at least 2 cats then that get along.
I've heard it's much easier with one cat.
I tried to on two cats a while back. I got to the point where the bowl with litter sitting in the toilet only had a few grains of litter, but then Shirley decided it wasn't for her and as I was sleeping, she peed on me. After that I gave up.
"The Lion's Kingdom" fruit snacks were my favorite.
I always thought if 'Dr. Rocket' changed it's name to 'Dr. Love Rocket' it would probably give Dr. Pepper a run for its money.
If it's "The most realistic depiction of space travel" it damn well better. If this is the case, I'm looking very much forward to seeing it.