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You obviously haven't gotten the bonus on Lucky Lemmings.

He is my new hero!

There are some specialized sea salts that have a significant amounts of potassium and magnesium salts that are quite different from regular salt. But yeah, other than that you are pretty spot on!
Nice article!

When I was little this was true, but not for me anymore although it's rare that I pee in my dreams.

Probably not, the food isn't out yet over here. I have to wait another half hour or so.

Whenever someone says phenomenon, Menomonie, phenomenal, etc. I have to say "Doot doooo di doo doot" There is no way I can't. That has to be the catchiest song ever.

I thought that was common knowledge. I eat so many beans though that they have no effect on me.

Sloppy seconds from a meeting. I think it's Mexican. Otherwise I have an optimally ripe banana and I can make a cheesandwich.

Consider my upvote a prayer. I hope she gets better!

"I read that MTV's Real World got 40,000 applications. That's amazing, such an even number. You would have thought it would be 40,008."
-the late Mitch Hedberg

I get those periodically. Also I'll forget where my locker is or my locker combination. It's come to the point where it happens so often that I realize it's a dream and I just move on because who cares.

I always have some sort of Disqus ad like the MIT review or whatever. I x it out and eventually it turns into something else. I don't think you can do anything.

Two of mine love belly rubs, but the other hates it.

The Purrfessor has been very possessive of the prime real estate on the bed. He'll start biting Olive until she moves. So we have to kick him out now when he starts doing that. They can both share the space.

Dreams
Had one of those dreams last night where I was roller skating through the mall as quickly as possible so I could win more tickets for the arcade and get a bigger prize. I was totally nailing it, bolting down the escalators without falling or anything.
Then afterwards I had to use the washroom. The men's room

Our cats do a wonderful job of staying off the counter when we are around. But as soon as we leave they hang out there. Not much you can do about it.

#1, I'm male, so no issues.
#2 use non poison ivy to wipe. Usually someone will have kleenex which would work better.

I remember the show spiralling downhill in the last few seasons because pretty much every episode was nothing but al and hooter girls. Prior to this, there were some genuinely funny episodes.

That was about as cliche of an ending as possible. Still, if the series end like this, I'll be okay.

Damn you work firewall!