While I agree on his stance with Dippin' Dots, I disagree with his stance on Daft Punk, unless he's specifically referring to "Get Lucky"

I just hope some underprivileged kids get to see this who otherwise wouldn't. It would be nice if the theater could somehow turn away the aholes who don't need a free ticket.

Looks like just wedges in the states.
I'm guessing it has to do with Poutine or something in Canada.

Everyone knows that [insert favorite restaurant fries here] have the best fries, and anyone who disagrees with me can go f themselves.

If you haven't had one, their hot dogs are way better than they ought to be.

I had their fries a month or so ago and they were a whole lot better than I remember. Still not McDonald's caliber, but certainly an improvement. If I ever eat there, I'll typically get the salad instead of fries, but now maybe I won't.

Preach on!

Well, I'm guessing I won't get into Hopleaf tonight. It's normally too busy to get into, but now it'll probably have a line out the door.

I guess anyone planning on going to the premiere is barking up the wrong tree.

Some other good ones:
"Biden Huddling With Closest Advisers On Whether To Spend 200 Bucks On Scorpions Tickets"
"Biden Busted In DNC Parking Lot Selling Bootleg ‘I’m With Her’ T-Shirts"

"Biden Frantically Hitting Up Cabinet Members For Clean Piss"

I was waiting for someone to post this!
I guess it's not ironic that it got posted.

*Green Slime splashes down all over Quarter Pounder With Cheese*

I still don't remember ever giving her a cross-eyed bear.
I guess I oughta know.

I just hope he pardons Jim Anchower and gets him out of the klink.

As long as it's Diamond Joe Biden from the Onion. I'd love to see what he could do in a day.

I was planning on reading Hidden Figures before the movie came out. Saw the movie and I am now in the middle of it. Pretty good so far.

That is a good point. I guess the episode didn't really dive into that part though.

One of my favorite parts of South Park is the end of the Mormon episode where Gary totally rips Stan a new one:
"Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense, and maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up, but I have a great life, and a great family, and I have the Book of Mormon to…

"You don't win friends with salad"