I should have hung onto the first few issues that I had. Apparently they are worth something. At least I still have that Legend of Zelda garbage can.

I was hoping in Prince's will, there would be something granting Al permission to do parodys.

That's more for www.ratemypoo.com

It's no Crunch Berry Balls, but it will do.

I hope he plays the same character that the Onion makes him out to be.

Yeah for Daria!

Yeah, based on how germs work, the 0.1% will be the ones to reproduce and be immune. Fortunately most are benign.

I really wish the media would stop furthering germaphobia.
Nothing wrong with building up the immune system.

I'm hanging onto my Chili Nut bag of M&M's. Those things will be worth a fortune. They'll be my retirement M&M's

Pfffttt!!! It's not like it's in orbit and under microgravity. They could just use gravity to hold the needle in place.

Hopefully they could get it working enough to get some sort of emulator going. But I suppose without any games, that does not good. But it would be nice to see some kind of demo of what it was capable of.
If this was a GJI, then GJ!

My friend had it and I was completely mesmerized by Tempest 2000. That was a fine game.
He also bought the Virtual Boy. Not sure how well that went over.

"Harrison Ford is a quarter Jewish, not too shabby"

I wonder if my friend still has his Darth Vader speakerphone that we used to make crank calls on? If so, that thing is probably worth a fortune.

Man, this place is so White and Nerdy.

Homer: Uh… you have any sugar around here?
Hank Scorpio: Sugar? Sure.
[takes two handfuls of sugar out of his pockets]
Hank Scorpio: There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream?
[reaches back into his pockets]
Homer: Uh… I… no.

It's no Malcom in the Middle, but it's okay… I guess.

"Dr. Nick's - Next three exits"
That throwaway gag always makes me laugh.

"Shake harder boy!"

I was Just Going to post that!