Keanu is in Keanu voicing Keanu?!?! Excellent!! *Air-tapping an air guitar*

Lucky you. You learned about mechanical leverage and controlled the destiny of your cars. My mother gave all of mine away.

I know! I mean it's like Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, only instead of Harold and Kumar, it's Key and Peele and instead of White Castle, it's a kitten - an adorable kitten!

Black Cherry or GTFO!

It's no Purplesaurus Rex, but it'll do.

Yeah, absolutely!

Hopefully some of the best sex you've ever had wasn't the cause of the food poisoning.

Am I the only one really looking forward to Keanu this weekend?

Friday went to my stepbros for seder. The brisket was awesome!

How's this?

Yeah, and what's with the reference, but not listing it? Rocketman was referenced and listed, I guess Sir Elton gets more love.

It was clearer than I thought it would be. Not many splotches and not too grainy.

Just got back from the Purple Rain screening. Everyone was cheering and clapping and waving their hands, no one left until after all the credits. It was awesome! Never saw the movie prior to today. Morris Day deserves a best supporting actor Oscar.

I didn't realize Casey was cool with this. That makes me happy. Say what you want, but he was totally in the right about coming out of the up tempo records and then he has to talk about a fucking dog dying.

Thank you Negativland for exposing me to this wonderful gem from Kasey Kasem:
These guys are from England and who gives a shit?

This thing writes itself!

That was in the glove box of his car.
Came here to post the same thing!

I would hope they could wait to inform the family. Yikes!

I was just on their site and it didn't look like anything was pulled.
TMZ isn't going to screw something like this up.
I hope I'm wrong.

This is awful!