I really love the way they dress their children. Yes, it’s old-fashioned, but it’s hardly uncomfortable, and they look like children: Peter Pan collars and sturdy socks and things. One of my sisters dresses her boys this way—lots of stripey jumpers and knee shorts (which have the added advantage of not being outgrown…

“You just wait, Yankee rebels. Once I can crawl, I am coming to return you to the Crown’s good graces! Now change my nappy!”

How does one of the wealthiest families in the world still manage to take a family picture that looks like it could be in a normal suburban backyard?

Nonsense, stuff like this happens all over SoCal!

Aw fuck. San Diego is becoming the Florida of California

I find this list absurdly charming and likely would feel the same about the people involved had they not had a loaded gun with them.

At least you can’t say they weren’t organized.

You know, this is just sad. I really can’t help but feel bad for the young woman who wrote that list. What fucked up shit do you have to go through to be 19, drug addicted, and a chronic thief.

Almost as good as this one:

Man, if only they’d remembered to add:

My home town makes it to Jezebel, whoot whoot!

Maybe they just planned to buy an elevator in Britain?

Why did it totally seem like Uber and/or Air BnB might also be incorporated into this story somehow?

“38-year-old Gary Withers and 19-year-old Kristina Green”