“Filming from an unapproved location” has quite a different tone then implying that the filming itself was illegal. It’s 66 in a 65 zone instead of mass murder. And you well know it.

I’m glad they took him out. Brady Hoke would have moved him to QB.

BREAKING: Roger Goodell suspends Judge Berman indefinitely for conduct detrimental to the league

Glad he’s finally caught a break.

“FUCK!” - Jimmy Garoppolo

Judge Richard M. Berman has nullified the NFL’s four-game suspension of Tom Brady for his roll in the Patriots’ ball deflation scandal.

The whole thing was never about Brady, it was about ethics in Commissioning.

The team is now claiming it was an indirect attempt to honor the Native American tradition of bartering.

My roommates and I were geeked up on LSD one night, and for some reason one of their girlfriends was just hanging out with us. This was the early 90’s, so it was pre-internet and you couldn’t just check facts at 3am. I don’t remember how Beetle Bailey came up, but she just blurted out that Beetle Bailey and Hi & Lois…

The league, and football in general, would be better without them.

Let’s assume for sake of argument that your fantasy depiction of a modern-day insurrection is correct. Would the futility of resistance to such a tyrannical, murderous regime mean that it shouldn’t be undertaken?

You’re saying if 50%+ percent of the population decided to rebel against the government they’d be unable to? Because Egypt and other countries would love to talk. With enough in revolt small arms are plenty. The country isn’t going to nuke a state.

As a veteran of Iraq, I witnesses first hand how a small group of urban guerillas armed only with AK-47s, RPGs, and bombs made from supplies you could buy at a local hardware store can cause difficulties for the most technologically advanced military in the world.

Similar lesson was learned in Vietnam. So, this idea…

Except you are assuming the government would be willing to liquidate large swaths of the population. If they aren’t willing to do that, guns are fairly effective. This has been illustrated in Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq.

Yeah, and all those amendments that ensure the right to due process, freedom of association, and freedom of speech were also authored by people okay with slavery. Better ban those as well, since they also don’t translate to 2015 America.

Yeah, and what about he 350 million guns out there already? Does anyone really think that most or even a significant portion of current gun owners are just going to waltz down to the police station the day after this gun ban imposed? In what fantasy world does that happen?

I went to Pittsburgh in December, 2010 to see the Jets play the Steelers. My friends and I are from New York and we were staying with his cousins who are from Pittsburgh. We tailgated with the locals who were pretty friendly and actually nice to us, I think simply because they knew the people we were with. In any…

Best Todd Haley thing ever.

That’s me every year when I first show my wife and friends my fantasy football team name