I’ve cut way back on drinking. I’ve stopped smoking. I don‘t dabble in drugs anymore. Please don’t take Coke Zero Sugar away from me. Leave me one vice. Please.

The only movie really about Max is the original Mad Max. All the others I see as stories being retold long after the events happened. Explicitly by the Feral Boy in The Road Warrior, and implicitly by the children in Thunderdome and maybe Furiosa in Fury Road. Max is a myth, a wasteland hero that has become a legend.…

On third watch...Loki is stepping over the bodies of Asgardian’s in what looks like a spaceship as he hands over the Tesseract. Whelp...that was nice while it lasted.

Hawkeye needs his own film so we can get Pizza Dog.

Also...soooo happy for some Spider Sense.

The Infinites show up? The Living Tribunal? The Watchers? The In-Betweener? All of em????

Where’s the Ultimate Nullifier when you need it? Freaking Fox.

-No one likes white people cornbread, not even white people. Everyone likes sweet cornbread.

Thumbs up though I think it is hilarious that mac and cheese is a mandatory part of Black Thanksgiving when it is one of the whitest dishes in existence.

God...I hate the grays. I feel like a Dickensian orphan. Thanks a lot Kinja.

I went to Florida State. From what I recall, frat/sorority parties weren’t generally an open affair. If you didn’t have some connection, you weren’t welcome there, if you could even get in. I anticipate most of the students will support this or be indifferent
Trust me...Greek system affiliated students take up a very…

Papa Murphy’s boggles my mind. It’s freaking “take n bake.” What monster tries to fool you into thinking that a glorified pizza from a grocery store deli even deserves to be on the list?

When you only got $5 and your kid has their idiot friends over tho...

Anecdote: Hungry Howie’s used to deliver late...like 2-3 AM late. Shitfaced, my roommates and I ordered pizza at 1 AM. After waiting two hours and still no pizza, we finally called and learned that the delivery driver had been robbed in front of our house. Our response? S”Soooooooo...no pizza?”

I’m a dude and have been groped, kissed, and harassed multiple times throughout my life by women. But you’re right...only a couple were complete strangers.

Wow...you made me glad the grays exist and appreciate Kinja. That automatically makes you history’s greatest monster.

My 6 year old likes this show. I like this show. It’s funny. It’s one of the few kid skewing shows left on TV (RIP Gravity Falls) that I can stand watching on the regular. There...I said it. Y’all need to chill.

The fact that you used “personnel” instead of “personal” gives me hope that this is a joke.

I’m just gonna leave this right here. I also love that Grant Hart called Bob Mould’s later Husker Du songs “square.” I love Bob but that’s awesome.