The first murder was the comments section.

Huh, I heard this won an Emmy or something.

You might even say it's like a simile.

Let her not be eaten this time

Perhaps it's a metaphor of some kind?

He mad, bro!

Heterodox opinion that will no doubt be repeatedly challenged during AV Club's Buffy week:

Counterpoint: in the last financial quarter alone, his tweets generated revenue for Twitter equivalent to the entire annual GDP of Spain.

I just learnt that Luitpold, Prince Regent of Bavaria, is behind my family's deportation! It's a total witchhunt!

That Gruber doesn't check whether the gun is loaded shows his hubris. He thinks he has already outsmarted McClane.

You're the worst character ever, towlie.

In fact they can hear you nitpick but it's just so hard to make out what with all the running and the screaming.

No, it works because it shows Gruber as being the kind of evil genius who would absently notice a list of names on the board when he entered the room, and - in a flash of brilliance - would remember one when challenged by a cop.

Were they on fire, though?

“Oh my God, it’s not La La Land, it’s Moonlight!”

I tried to read the first of the final books.

I can think of plenty of post-IRS REM songs as indicators of the rot setting in (step forward 'Shiny Happy People' but also 'Radio Song').

That would go down like a bomb in Ulster!

Wait, isn't Jude Law some kind of pope now or something?

Hey, while we're at it, what was up with all that driving in the Taxi title sequence? I mean, a taxi drives over the Queensboro bridge? What am I supposed to do with that?