"Carrie & Lowell could just as easily be called Oregon"

No talking like a grizzled 1890's prospector.

He baths each night in the blood of small woodland animals.

It makes sense that CTU would hire Miranda Otto as an intelligence official, seeing as their employment screening procedures have let through literally dozens of other terrorists over the years.

A trip to Maine from Boston?

Daniel Craig?

The rumour is the new Luke Cage show will go in a very different direction. Some plot lines from the first few episodes:

I liked that he was so busy he wore his space suit to the fucking cantina.

Eh, that's nothing they couldn't fix in post. She had farewell drinks with Kalinda and they weren't even in the same room.

"Musical theater is unique among art forms, not least in the symbiotic relationship between performers and live viewers"

I look forward to the apparent prequel, in which it is explained that the neurologist was actually seeded by hairless humanoid aliens billions of years ago in the most painful manner possible, but who left behind a star map that really makes no sense when you think about it.

You could warn them, if only you spoke Hovitos.

Yes, but those 45 seconds were awesome.

Once upon we had Bowie as Pontius Pilate. Now we get Seal as Pontius Pilate.

I like 20XX. Like all those 19th century novels where they refer to a location as ****

If you can have pants with elastic wastebands, you can have gamma-induced hulk pattern baldness..

Wait, what's a Radiohead hotel? Is that where nothing in your room works and you go to reception to complain and Thom Yorke is sitting behind the counter watching TV and just sneers at you?

At this point I'd have to say "turning a blind eye to child abuse on an industrial scale" is no longer secret, so I'd say it's a competition between (i) the alien artifacts that are stowed away in the Vatican archives or (ii) the version of Da Vinci's last supper in which the Apostle Matthew is clearly depicted…

I agree. Unless your prison has baguettes and evil Corsicans, it's not the real thing.

The Serious Holographic Moonlight Tour opens in 2017 in a stadium near you.