Told him it was a no go…

"He also published a memoir, When I Stop Talking, You’ll Know I’m Dead"

Last time I watched, they were somewhere in Detroit and … Jesus, there were two whole seasons after that?

Do we really have to go back Under The Dome?

Have they thought of approaching the Cooking Channel?

Is she the one with all the shit on her face?

"King Latifeh comes back for Queen"

So is that, er, auto-erotic?

You have been eaten by a grue.

AA Dowd gave this an A?

As in Helsinki, Sweden.

And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, and how many sequels there would be, and how his story would eventually end up being summarised in the code of some douchebag's campaign website, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.

I loved the original Mass Effect trilogy, but they shit the bed so badly in that last 5 mins that even the thought of playing in that broke-ass universe makes me feel sad.

Ain't this just remake of The Wave from 1981 with Bruce Davison?

I agree.

You forgot how each of the last chapters takes place 10,000 years or so after the last one, at which point their home planet has been terraformed beyond recognition, blown up and then reconstituted so many times that the reader has lost track.

Or some kind of towelette.

I quit Sky TV two years ago, having been a satellite and subsequently a digital customer of theirs since 1998. I also stopped paying the TV licence, having lost the ability to receive live TV broadcasts.

Man, I was hoping this might be one of Clickhole's oral histories. Those are way more interesting.

"1995’s Kiss Of Death is generally underrated"