That will do wonders for our premiums.

That ain't roadkill. They visit Jersey and just lose the will to live.

It's hard out there for an incredibly gifted and successful comedian.

Actually that sounds like an original idea, which is rare now-a-days.

Hey, I own one of those white wigs. They cost £500 quid and are uncomfortable as hell. I kid you not.

Pirates of the Caribbean: You Must Be At Least This Tall

@ Joel Keller - you realise REM played support for the Police at one point?

Hur hur.

Ah go Foucault yourself.

Don't hate the Caeser, hater, hate the ludus

I think the real question is, when will comic books and videogames produce their own Johnson?

Are we so sure he's a man? It could just as easily be Alison Ann Dowd writing these miserable reviews.

Yeah, but that's an easy gig. The president of Turkmenistan's progeny always win.

Will it have Cymbals in it?

This July 22 fellow shows promise
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"Kinnear’s rage-aholic father, who can’t go five minutes without punching someone"

With all due sympathy to the families of the three people who died, three fatalities in across a twenty year period isn't exactly a dangerous workplace when you think about the death rate in your average oil rig, mine, construction site or rodeo.

"Unlike other modern genocides, the Indonesian killings were committed mostly one by one"

"Improbably, lamentably, Wiig never gets to wig out"

The Apple II went on sale in 1977. That was the real year that punk broke. Also some summer movie came out or something.