this self-described “moderately lazy Scot” who tries to keep his house in order, but finds that when he gets in trouble, his house is way too “wee.”

That reads like Prince's worst Christmas album ever.

That reads like Prince's worst Christmas album ever.

Will he be kicking against the pricks?

Will he be kicking against the pricks?

Death Trap Bluffs is in fact only NZ's second deadliest farm.

Death Trap Bluffs is in fact only NZ's second deadliest farm.

Will it explain how Gepetto became the Adversary?

Will it explain how Gepetto became the Adversary?

"Lawrence, who’s still just a 22-year-old from Kentucky and will surely learn, over the course of a long career making movies, that black-and-white silent movies aren’t as boring as she assumes."

"Lawrence, who’s still just a 22-year-old from Kentucky and will surely learn, over the course of a long career making movies, that black-and-white silent movies aren’t as boring as she assumes."

Hey, shouldn't there be a Spoiler Space for this one? Or are we all free to talk about the train?

Hey, shouldn't there be a Spoiler Space for this one? Or are we all free to talk about the train?

I'm tolerably sure Sig Sig Sputnik predates Good Charlotte by at least a decade.

I'm tolerably sure Sig Sig Sputnik predates Good Charlotte by at least a decade.

Is this article somehow suggesting that Thom Yorke and the guy who sings "Moves Like Jagger" wouldn't be best mates?

Is this article somehow suggesting that Thom Yorke and the guy who sings "Moves Like Jagger" wouldn't be best mates?

at last the faux-punk revival not many people have been waiting for.

at last the faux-punk revival not many people have been waiting for.

Needs more cowbell.