i mean, it.

Funnily enough, one of my biggest problems with Jackson's adaptation of LOTR was Denethor.

You're a mountebank, Trebek.

You should watch the Queen-scored The Queen. It will change it back again.

"Why do anything now if you can always do it later?"

You know what was great?
The video for 'It's A Kind of Magic'.

She looks like Jennifer Garner in that pic
At least, like Jennifer Garner in an episode of Alias where she wore a blonde wig.

bada-bing!

Cary Grant?
a better question is, how old Cary Grant?

Apparently there used to be an evil clown that lived in the sewers of Rimini where Fellini was growing up.

This could be the worst movie ever made…
…but i'd still watch it because it has Adrianne Palicki and Emmanuelle Chriqui as porn star friends.

In the beginning, primal chaos reigned…
Heaven sought order, but the phoenix can fly only when it's feathers are fully grown

eh, you cover Fringe and Boardwalk Empire and Buffyand indie comics for the AV Club.

"Mission To Mars is one the director's most entertaining and emotionally powerful films"
i don't know which AV Club writer wrote that sentence, but i just lost a lot of respect for him…

Okay, then:

"While Taymor herself has yet to offer so much as a haiku on those accusations"
here's a haiku:

Well, those two places are a lot more similar than most people realise.

Hey, i live on the Pacific Rim!
does that mean he'll be filming nearby?

Ashkenazi?

to be honest, i thought it was a little kavalier.