The books aren't literature?

Pearl Harbor is easily his worst.

Pah, I deride your ignorant failure to recognise Bay's potential for greatness.

Blah blah blah Michael Bay
Ah AV Club, why can't you distinguish more clearly between Bay's good films, his watchable ones and his bad ones?

you guys is so lacist.

What did Spock feel when Vulcan got destroyed, you ask?

I used to be a pro theologian, until a knee injury forced me out of the NPL (National Prayer League).

actually i knew that about theologians.

An amateur theologian?
So what's a professional theologian then?

This is a joke, right?
You make numerous threatening references to the UN and at the end you repeat the words "Screw Flanders" over and over again.

Wait, are we talking Camden, NJ or Camden Town, NW1?

Warwickshire is alright.

Nothing with Jessica Biel in it can ever be said to be a complete waste of time.

Everyone is entitled to their opinion and yours is wrong.

Look, Transformers 2 earned its C minus through sheer hard word: it might have had a ridiculously convoluted plot, a bizarre sense of geography and a staggering running time for what is essentially an extended toy commercial, but it also had Megan Fox and giant robots fighting.

If we're going by grades, apparently Michael Mann's latest film is roughly on-par with Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs.

A Michael Mann film got a C plus? Seriously?

No mention of the great Carter Burwell?
For shame.

They fell out over Groundhog Day?
Really? That's possibly the greatest film either of them have done.

Which is much less alliterative but certainly more accurate.