WHAT ABOUT THE CHEMTRAILS THAT SPEW OUT OF THE TAILPIPES IN THE WINTER?!?!? WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

Fixed.

Darkman: Everything Tim Burton's Batman should have been, but wasn't.

I'm convinced that this guy's weekly pilgrimage to the kosher deli is his way of getting back at the International Jewish Conspiracy (tm).

The question is not, "Who do they hate?" It's "What do they love?" Answer: Publicity.

It's literally a family of lawyers. "Reverend Fred Phelps and his congregation of 100, including his children and his 45 grandchildren, rely on a team of lawyers who happen to be Fred Phelps' adult children. He has thirteen children and eleven of them have law degrees."

Great Gawker article about this guy from a former cult member.