People complaining about people complaining

Did Men In Black really come out in 1997? I distinctly remember seeing it in the theater but I would have been two so that sounds unpossible

I chose not to watch this show because the pilot is two hours long. Hey TV, I watch you because I don't have time to watch a fucking movie, shorten your shit. Of course, I decided to watch all of Daredevil in one day instead.

This is Hollywood, she's too old for him at this point.

I didn't give a fuck about these awards until Brandon Wardell started tweeting about them. Now it's all I can think about. Brandon Wardell's Twitter is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me and the worst. Man, that Brandon Wardell.

I wish my parents gave me enough money for a football team and a drug habit. I'd be doing acid and trading up for quarterbacks every day.

I think that was just his most recent problem. This article says he had 120 prescriptions filled out in one year. Holy shit. http://www.indystar.com/sto…

Isn't Irsay addicted to painkillers?

Well I'm glad to know I'm the asshole here. In my defense, I think Star Wars is pretty cool but I saw the prequels before the originals so I don't really have any attachment to it. Wow, I'm losing all my nerd cred with these two posts.

Holy shit was anyone else extremely annoyed by that alarm sound? I thought it was some alien species screaming until it didn't stop happening. That was awful.

I bet this guy doesn't even realize how racist this is. And it got five upvotes? Wtf?

I like how this and the dumb lip sync thing were posted so close together. It lets us really understand how fucking awful Jimmy Fallon's show is.

Do you really think streaming is just a fad?

My stepbrother had a leaf village headband when we were younger and I always made fun of him but I started watching Naruto recently and now I'm the asshole and I don't even have the excuse of being in middle school.

I just listened to the Comedy Bang Bang interview with Paul Reuben's at SXSW from a few years back. It was a pretty cool listen.

I haven't watched this one yet, but I watched the Jonah Hill episode the other day and I've decided that Taran Killam is my least favorite cast member ever. He's somehow become the lead male despite being completely bland. Every single character seems exactly the same. His Trump sucked and now his Ted Cruz is awful…

School of Rock is one of my favorite movies of all time and now I'm really mad at AV Club for informing that this shit exists.

They had a thing where if you failed a mission more than like ten times it would let you skip it and that made me so happy because I was a dumb kid and I had to skip every other mission.

DA2 is my second favorite game of all time (I mentioned Alpha Protocol as my first in my own post). I think I have a weakness for games with fun characters and interesting stories and I'm totally willing to overlook serious flaws in favor of those things.

I don't actually think it's bad game, but Alpha Protocol gets a lot of shit. I totally see why some people don't like it, and it certainly has its problems, but it's my favorite game of all time and it isn't even close. It's the only game I've played where it feels like your choices actually have an effect. And the…