In Houston we don’t really deal with Autumn leave on our cars, since we don’t really have any true season other than Summer, and winter’s schizo cousin.

Sales managers are standing at the doors now with a red marker, ready to write in the “Market Adjustment” price on the window sticker.

This reveal is bordering on Supra territory of ridicularity.

I’d like to give thanks for this pun by giving you a star!

Volkswagen’s Labor Unions Will Block A $1.4 Billion Turkey Plant

This comes to mind when I think of Chrysler.

Would you say that it gets a Raize out of you?

No, no, wait!! Launch control is bad for your car?

I was hoping someone would smash that underhand slow pitch.

“But Give Me Tacos or Give Me Death’s wife said it was ok!!”

People are gonna pay to play when it comes to the GT-R, especially knowing what it’s capable of doing. That is minus a transmission taking a dump on your chest.

It’s funny, they yanked the badges off the front and the rear, then slapped a Nissan sticker on the doors. 

Jesus, I’m trying to watch this video, but somewhere in the background a fucking video is playing that I can’t find to shut off!!

This is the second post I’ve seen you make here about “kink shaming” like was said before, it’s hard to tell if you’re being sarcastic or not.

Yeah, I can get 10 bottles of Mexican Coke for $10 at Kroger with my rewards card. 

They should have made it more like this

Thanks for logging in and knot going with the grain, by lumbering through these puns. Sorry, don’t mean to get too sappy.