I watched the hell out of this movie on cable as a kid.

They’re not splitting atoms, they’re making beer. People will drink it I’m sure.

The second show will be Hyperdrive, a 10-episode installment which is vaguely described as:

Sorry, but Dan Marino is having a hard time getting his Isotoners off.

I wonder if they’ll at least get glowing reviews for their product.

Is she single?

Why wouldn’t she?

The whole time.

Well who pissed in your Cheerios?

Clickbait headline: Ford came up with a new idea for airbags on an offroad vehicle, and it’s design will blow your doors off

I wonder if he had to do more than one take, because the chair closed back up and fell over on him.

Post internet Germany

You’re sick

On a scale of Utah to Germany, how awful?

But the commercials make it look like everyone loves Buick!

Not sure many people would be pining to ride this thing, but I’m sure there’s some sap out there that would pay pay at least a sawbuck to own it.

Bad news, she was run over by a brodozer on her way to her car from picking up your pink Slut Life sticker. I hope you’re happy with yourself!