Apparently you can teach an old hog new tricks.

I wish I could go face deep in a taco

I think about that when I see these “car shows” that talk about all the fab work that needs done on the exhaust or the body, but they never friggin show it being done. I get it, they need to cut the “boring” stuff for the drama of trying to meet their made up deadline and all, but Jesus Christ I wanna see them bending…

I could say that same thing as far as asking why anyone would play it, and I’m a gamer. Problem is, I’m not that great of a gamer. I’ve tried to play Fortnite, I’ve wanted to play it well enough to keep wanting to play it, but I suck. I’ve never been that great as FPSs dating back to Rainbow Six or SOCOM II. I die A…

So, if I need to touch up the paint, I just rub a Blue Morpho butterfly on it?

Shop owners working on it out of warranty will love it too. 

I was gonna say irritation from the salt water, but I guess I was wrong. 

Exists.....Fuck it hurt my head trying to decipher that shit. EXISTS with an S idiot.

Thanks, I woke up one day, it was raining it’s ass off, so I decided to fill in my last game slot with another complete save. #1 was like 300 something saves, #2 was 87 saves, and I wanted to see if I could do 0 saves. It took probably 7-8 hours or so without using Nintendo Power. It was by no means a speed run, but…

Shit, I’ve been cut already?

Does it come standard with a dash cam?

I know, I was going to swap it out, but it’s pointless now since the saved files are all gone. If I wanna play LttP now, I’ll fire up my SNES Mini