His tail light has what plants crave

He’s got blinker fluid!!!

I can’t wait to see Doug DeMuro try to get in the back of this.

What a boring story

This comment really slays me, take your star!

Where the fuck is Tim Allen?

Believe me, his journalism will not go to waste. 

Came here for the shitty puns

I loved Tron:Legacy. The Clu animation to me for the time was well worth the price of admission.

But, it’s one million pounds!!!!

Porvette

You must not read Jalopnik very much

I’ll have to remember that one. I’ve always like “Never argue with an idiot, they’ll always drag you down to their level, and beat you with experience”

I had a guy not too long ago arguing with me about the Model 3 being $35k. I told him that the $35k Model 3 NEVER existed, and that they were closer to $50k. He proceeded to pull up the recent (at the time) story about the Model 3 finally becoming $35k. I told him to look at the date of the story, and actually read…

I’m shocked as a sum bitch seeing the claims of under $60k for this car, don’t worry though dealer mark up will make that the price closer to what we’d expect the car to cost.

The hell you say!!!

I wanna see it with the roof on.