There’s a term for guys like you, and it shares a name with one of the Synoptic Gospels.

Really?!? News to me cause don’t see shit on the LIE. You reading this, NYPD? How about pull over the fucking BMW asshats who speed heavily on the LIE, don’t signal, follow cars closely, and just drive like the dicks they are?

Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.

I’m just surprised it is as high as 36%. The only people on the planet less informed about virtually everything in the world than Americans are the North Koreans. We all know their excuse is being systemically isolated by their Dear Leader and UN Sanctions for decades, what is ours? Is it we just like being stupid?

I’m sure there’s a bunch of Chinese car companies that would love environmental and safety regulations to be relaxed, so they can invade the market with cheap and dirty deathtraps.

Can we stop losing writers to other firms? I miss being able to read everything that I liked all in one place here at Jalopnik.

Because it’s important for people to hate the Warriors and it’s hard to hate them unless people make shit up.

Just because you voted for someone, doesn’t mean you can’t come around to the bald-faced fact that the guy is a senile-fucking-disgrace.

People who voted for Trump should be fucked with spurs.

You should be offended. You voted for a stupid asshole. That’s dumb.

*Less than half of the American people and fuck you

Seems fair since you guys are now fucking all of us.

“so you’re offending more than half of us!” You know that isn’t true, right? Please tell me you know that.

Just a reminder: The Electoral College is not a person (not even one!). Second reminder: More than half of Americans did not vote Trump into office. Final reminder: Bad habits of people you associate with can rub off on you. Check the lying and revisionist history. Not a good look for your boy or you. Cheers!

I know you Trumpettes love fake facts, but Trump lose the popular vote, so...less than half.

“more than half of us”

So someone tell me if this is right:

People who fight against new words are fucking old and stupid, words are created and used, it comes back, it goes away, that is language.

Clever, but I don’t want my sweet tomatoes to have to look at that all day.