Steve Bannon looks like a pineapple-flavored shitcicle.

Day 1.

And leave all this?!?

Credit.

Skate shoes and jeans? Not hating but umm... SGST?

Was look for batshit, am disappoint.

* douchegalleon

The profit motive would like a word.

We hate you too. Bye!

“Gonna be”?

This. The fly-over states consistently vote to enslave themselves, and I’m prepared to allow them that. Thank heavens we’re surrounded by mountains desert and ocean. Stay put and piss off, losers.

Morons eschew vaccination, morons die off. Sounds great!

It’s not a porch it’s a Ferrari.

It takes a rare kind of courage to be so spiteful, and then try to pass it off as courage. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go have a bald eagle omelet for breakfast. Libtards hate that!

The electoral college got us Trump, actually.

The classy thing would be to wait for a second term, and then switch VP, FLOTUS, etc. all at once. That would be classy, for Tiny, but honestly I’ll be surprised if he’s in there long enough for her to leave him.

I think it gas a bowling alley, so that be something for a date night in DC I guess...

All true to date, but let’s hope she redeems herself... by murdering her husband... sigh...

You get a big gold star right by your name! Yay!

I think it’s dawning on her that she’s going to have to chill with him like this on the regular for several years running if she doesn’t DO SOMETHING really soon.