I do enjoy that pretty much everyone blames the NFL for their players actions.

Well? WELL? Clearly, I’m not Jeopardy material, and after scrolling through comments, thus far, no one else is. For the love of all things holy, what is the answer? I’m feeling some screengrabber rage.

I got caught in this, driving to get pizza. The dude in the car (a CONVERTIBLE) was going about two miles an hour. He was followed by more than TEN police cars, sirens ablazin’, and FOUR helicopters followed overhead. Before I knew what was really going on, I thought there was some terrorist attack up ahead.

Seriously,…

“I’m at a loss for words” - says man who will not stop speaking or interrupting his colleagues.

Welp...we finally got it in. Stuck in the gray's (for now) but at least you got it in. You should probably expound upon this and dazzle us with your intellect and your HOT TAKES.

Fuckin jaywalkers

He didn’t arrest himself, did he?

I was eating at a Logan steak house with this dude back in the day and he straight up asked me to pass him the AL sauce. No joke, he was serious

As a kid I was taught it was polite to eat everything your host puts in front of you. On a family trip to Boston when I was nine, I think, we went to a nice restaurant. The kind of place with great service. I drank a glass of water, and somebody was immediately there to refill it. I dutifully drained it. And it was…

My first time at a sushi place in Japan, I ate an entire plate of pickled ginger before having a bite of sushi.

Ummmm, why would he be fined or anything? Looks like a legal block to me.

Holy shit! He hasn’t had sex in, like, forever!

“Which Nuts?”

That's solid nut-cupping work.

Stupidly expensive baby shoes are still very much in fashion:

Yeah cause he needs another Ferrari

Who is this guy’s dad? Why is he on ESPN and now Deadspin? I mean, okay so he dunked. Okay so he’s 6’1”. Okay cool. I didn’t have my mind blown. Is he related to one of you?

That rim is 100% not 10 foot. His friends look like JV Ultimate Frisbee players.