Playing soccer on ice sounds incredibly dangerous. I hope that you guys took the skates off at least.

I was going to say Laurence Maroney!

I tried pouring out some of my 40 for these guys, but Maurice Clarett caught it in his mouth before it hit the ground.

Not anymore, motherfucker. COLD CUTS.

Tyrone Wheatley

Deshaun Foster

Dre.

Brandon Bostick

Patrick Pass.

Mouton also tells a similar story of when he sacked Tom Brady, and Brady told him he would, “Knock the wind out of him.”

I’m finally glad we have a sport where a “pro” player ends every statement with LMAO.

Millionaire fight!

I still want to know why the “ignorance is no excuse” card was only played for Sean Payton and every other person in authority gets a free pass on everything, Goodell included.

Do you do your own taxes? You should probably stop.

My reading abilities suck so when I switch lines I often end up reading the same line again. But this time I had the first iteration highlighted and I thought I went crazy.

A smear piece on Sterling is like taking Olowokandi from a baby.

The constant Hail Mary’s wouldn't bother me, but the fact that they quit when it doesn't work...whew. I'm semi-pissed off just reading that.

Gotta love Cam. He's hilarious!

The next game after those texts in October (10/26 at home against Chicago) was his best statistical game of the regular season - best completion percentage, most yards, highest passer rating, the whole shebang.