The “OMG! Spaz” line is absolutely my favorite. New England: Where you can find guys who talk like 13 year old girls.

He’s joking about fucking Tom by inflating them. He will actually be doing the opposite. That’s 100% obvious, dude.

I have a big needle for u this week

I can’t really muster any level of care about this anymore.

Take away their rings. They shouldn’t have been in the Super Bowl in the first place.

Race baiting at its finest.

Using Stephen A. Smith as a source to defend your argument is usually a sign that you’ve chosen a peculiar hill to die on.

Shots Fired! LeSean McCoy Says Every Black Player on Eagles Team Sucks

Just once? I was, ironically, beaten over the head with them.

No, but how many non-football players are subject to this? I get that they’re supposed to be role models and kids look up to them, but time and time again many star athletes (Tiger Woods, Lance Armstrong, Brett Favre, Peyton Manning) have shown that they are human and do human things. It’s gotten to the point where,…

I agree, but with the caveat that this should be the case so long as the athlete doesn’t get special treatment by the courts due to being rich and/or famous

Once people realize that football players are humans like the rest of us, maybe we’ll stop holding them to these lofty standards. Sure, domestic abuse is horrible and the men and women who abuse others should totally be punished, and those that continue to do so should see a harsher punishment. But after they serve…

Wait, so all of those anti-domestic violence ads featuring crying NFL players are total bullshit? Ok, got it.

Would it have been too much to ask that the home plate umpire give us a “he’s safe” sign after the summersault?

Bathing fascist. Shower nazi. Go take a shower, you goose-stepping anti-bath zealot.

Love a good bath, man. Give it a whirl.

I don’t know what you just said but keep talking.

Well, they actually gave the win to the guy who won. Which is somewhat surprising considering this is boxing.

Really anyone who thought it was going to go anyway different than how it went, knows nothing about these two.

Same outcome five years ago. Sorry folks.