The Raiders drafted Eli Herring in the 6th round after he declared he would not play on Sunday and asked not to be drafted. So I’m guessing 6th round.

Is there a more Cleveland move than going for a guy you love, failing to get him, then help a coach you couldn’t get by somehow giving up a 1st round pick for Sam Bradford. What the hell is Kevin Costner doing?

“I hit the one in the middle!”

There will be a dozen comments inexplicably complaining that this exists.

Hardly. He took elements of the existing logos, and in some cases, created concept logos for teams. Some are actually fantastic, and it was a lot more work than simply copy/paste.

What a strange, worthless exercise. Also: I really enjoyed them.

Regarding Coke: The absolute worst is when you get a fountain drink and go to drink it and there’s no enough syrup. NOTHING is getting that taste out of your mouth. Restaurants should have to let you eat free for life if they do that to you.

This is the creepiest possible option.

Styro are the goddamn worst—and I don’t mean in a hippy liberal recycler way (although I am that). They just taste goddamn terrible. Gimme a red solo pls. I got into a pretty serious argument about this while planning a big party. Some asshole was such a styro fanboy, he was advocating putting beer in them. Holy…

I have repeatedly used this apparently little-known fact to my advantage at work. Whenever I see a box full of those biodegradable cornstarch peanuts, I'll toss a couple of them into my mouth while maintaining eye contact with a coworker or two. This is a guaranteed win, every time.

REGARDING THE ONE-GLOVE THING:

I also turned fully into an angry old man when I found out the Final Four was only on cable. WHAT ABOUT THE MONOCULTURE?!

One time as a kid, my dad ordered pizza cuz mom was gone and we were being lazy. While we ate, we started burping. I burped. He burped. Even my sister burped. Then the dog burped. As I congratulate her, I looked down and she had started throwing up.

Let your blood alcohol level come down so you don’t get charged with a DUI

Oh Hell no. I refuse to start paying for porn again.

Nah, the animus between Smith (plus a few other Cavs) and Crowder had been building all series. I’m a Cavs fan and there’s no way it was accidental. Smith finally had enough and lashed out.

How does the NBA judge intent on the injury to Kevin Love? If it was a nobody player that got hurt would their still be a suspension? Of course not. This is nothing but the NBA punishing the guy for making the Bulls/Cavs series less watchable.

Huh, I don’t understand any of them.

Perkins isn’t suspended? Cavs are fucked.

I think Olynyk did it intentionally, but that’s another argument.