Tutorial on how to fix consumer electronics in 2019:

And now we have, I don’t know—at one point in time there were 65 waivers that were given in a year.

I am going to say yes, because it was the Washington Nationals.

Eggs Benedict with fresh salmon under the egg.

If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.

There can be no ethical consumption under Capitalism.

I feel like this is missing a lot of context.

Only slightly hypocritical that this post was sandwiched between sponsored listicles about “best prime day deals”. 

I don’t think AI playing a complex 3D game like Ocarina of Time will happen in the near future. However, there is something similar which probably satisfies what you’re looking for, called Tool-Assisted Speedruns! These speedruns are hand-crafted by humans on emulators, using savestates and frame-by-frame precision to…

Calling someone an Uncle Tom is racist.

who took 33 years to come out because he fretted how it might affect his career

Very true. I know a lot of them are contractors so I know that they may not be in a position to strike, but I imagine editorial staff could. 

Is it possible that it’s maybe not outright homophobia, but still pretty shitty to criticize someone for not being gay the way you want them to be (politician or not)?

“I know that you are not in control of this”

I guess my thought process is, it would require the team to think twice about how they tag a guy. Based on the disparity in reps, it seems like Clowney is far more valuable as a DE to the Texans than as a LB; if tagging him as a LB (which they did to save money, I’m guessing) would force them to utilize him that way…

Nintendo paid for it to be developed when no one else would. 

WENDIGO MOTHERFUCKIN’ ROBBED.

Mermaids are real. Saw one while i was at the beach a few years back, she was out about 50 yards into the water, frantically waving her hands at me, non-verbal creatures, so I imagine this is how they say “hello” and then she just went under the water and I never saw her again.

I think most Deadspin readers would agree that Luis is the resident soccer knower, and Haisley is the resident soccer idiot

A catchy Yes tune that I’ve always liked from their 90125 album.