How the fuck do you run into your towel hook? I’m assuming Neil was wasted, because I’ve taken enough late night pisses to recite you the layout of my bathroom by memory. 

This is some serial killer shit

Linsanity and that’s it

If I recall correctly, there was a story out after he came back from the groin injury that it had thrown off his conditioning a ton and he was playing at 280.

He came back out on crutches and is on the bench. It’s not good, but I don’t think it’s as bad as advertised. 

This 1000x. I love Parks and Rec, but even in the early seasons when Pawnee was supposedly at its shithole-iest, it had more going for it than like 85% of actual Rust Belt towns. 

Russell Westbrook is the single most fun basketball player to watch in the NBA when he has it going. 

That they did it against the two teams they’re jockeying with for playoff position (puke puke puke Eastern Conference) is what makes this some extremely Pistons Shit. 

It’s probably a different troll. I feel like people give Tomato way too much credit around here. 

The beginning of the movie gets way bogged down in trying to explain all the space stuff, plus it feels like the lighting is super bad so you can’t tell who anyone is or what’s going on. Once it’s on Earth I loved it.

The original report has way more specifics in it. 

Forget about CP3 being in or out, they only won last year because the Rockets went historically cold. There are soooooo many cracks in this Golden State team over the past two years.

Hell, if the Rockets don’t miss a historic number of threes in a row last year through sheer cosmic fuckery they’re more than likely defending their championship right now.

The entire fucking point of the primaries is to argue about this shit. 

Is Draymond just having a bad year or is he washed now? My vote is washed. 

Regarding the second article you highlighted: The default gun being the strongest gun in a loot shooter-a genre entirely built on grinding for new guns- makes the central tenet of the game’s gameplay moot and is therefore a newsworthy bug.

Bennett will be thought of the harshest. Wiggins at least had promise for a year or two. Oden was derailed by injuries. No one saw whatever the hell Fultz has going on coming. Bennett was a terrible pick when it happened and was seriously washed within his first five games. 

Take this with a huge grain of salt because I think it was Windhorst who reported it, but I think I saw something back when LeBron first came back from injury that his conditioning was so thrown off by it he was playing at 280 pounds. So as of right now, LeBron may indeed be fat. 

You are not wrong. Harper’s solid years are still very, very good, but he had that one breakout year and his reputation has been coasting on it ever since.

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