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“Don’t report on this because the developer will find out” remains the dumbest fucking criticism that pops up all the time in the comments on this site.

interviewing prospective trainers

I was listening to Simmons for some dumbass reason, and he has a recurring joke that Hayward has PTSD every time he looks at Kyrie because that’s who passed him the ball right before the injury.

The funny part is neither of them are going to win a title as presently constructed.

I am stoked for the last season. But mostly I just want George to give us some damn pages.

Regarding the update: I’m not sure booting in safe mode and rebuilding the database is so much a “workaround” as it is the actual exact purpose of both of those functions. 

I was already thinking about the Suns when I was chuckling after they beat the extremely butt Lakers. 

Congratulations!!

I am confident Christian Hackenberg would also be bad at DB.

Serious Funbag answers was a fantastic change of pace. A+ 

That is a valid concern, no doubt. 

I was feeling snarky and being an asshole this morning. “You’re dumb for liking this popular thing” is a genuine worldview for some of the worse crowd here, and I was on edge. Still, that’s no excuse and I apologize. 

How brave of you to commit yourself to killing a harmless thing people enjoy. Round of applause.

Oh he’s almost certainly going to fuck this up. Pelicans still don’t want Davis on the Lakers. Kawhi seems pretty happy on the Raptors. KD is more likely to go to NY than anywhere else. Klay isn’t leaving GS. Who knows with Kyrie. There’s a real chance they end up sifting through second-tier dudes like Kemba Walker

I think Endgame is a special case. Trailers are pretty willy-nilly about spoiling plot beats and character appearances these days, but there’s almost nothing to show for Endgame that wouldn’t be a massive spoiler because of how it and Infinity War are structured and related.

“Baby Jesus and Fergie.” Together in harmony? Alternating one after the other? Fergie playing Baby Jesus in a local Christmas pageant? What did she mean???

She fucking rules. 

Where are you reading anger in any of this entire saga? A lot of people calmly went “hey, this kinda sucks for x, y, and z reasons” and the developer went “hey, you’ve got good points. You’re right, we’re sorry” and then changed it without anyone forcing them to.

Counterpoint: They cannot.