Joe loves Canon City! He keeps saying they should leave but he's always there!

I keep waiting for him to turn into the green goblin and fly away on his magic boogieboard or start getting a handjob from Madonna in an elevator.

I haven't read thru all the comments (and by "all" I mean 'any') but obergrubenfuhrer smith (or whateverthefuckhistitleis) is clearly a good guy right? He and Joe are double/triple agents working for the resistance/Americans. Everything he does is subterfuge designed to throw off any suspicion.