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I swear, the fate of all universes hang in the balance of every single one of Kirby’s splash pages.

Because you can’t actually see the tiny Rube Goldberg machine that is everyday chemistry.

Oh look, another bullshit justification for stealing.

this needs to be made now, maybe paramount will want this film instead

You managed to reach adulthood without having torrented? Do we look that gullible?

Those monsters!

I imagined you saying this inside a fortified city under siege by savage five year olds who are minutes from breaching the walls and laying waste via tantrums and hyperactivity.

Testify, brother. I watched Barbie Spy Squad THREE TIMES last night with my kids.

I just like that all the old silver age giant monsters still show up from time to time. They should bring back Rombuu. Or Mummex. (Obviously, Groot is around quite a bit these days.)

I will raise you this terrifying Captain Marvel Golden Age entry

Now playing

Stealing someone else’s moves if you ask me.

LOL. People Food.

Beats going door to door selling subscriptions to Vibe, amIright?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I read “Serious Sam” and immediately hear/see

The hype train runs from here to Gemworld, folks. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.