No, there is defiantly a WRONG way to like the Les Miserables soundtrack...

I call that the present... Monkeys hunched over their phones, most watching monkeys hunched over each other.

Nintendo games were ten times better than Sega or third party games. I owned both, and the SNES is the best system I’ve ever had by a long shot.

I’ll add one that I needed, KNOW WHAT YOU WANT OUT OF YOUR JOB/CAREER. If you have no end goal, you have no way to make map to it. Seems simple, but you would be surprised how many people are just on the treadmill with no real idea of where they are or where they are going.

Lets not forget...

Superman / Wonder Woman is the Cheerleader / Jock pairing of the New 52. No one cares if they work narratively or character wise, its just putting two people who are similar together because that’s where they “belong”.

This makes me want a open world game with a robust and expandable parser / action / object system which does exactly what you tell it to do in plain language.

They even have the spiel on the side, “we are committed to getting you - the people - what you need the most, Soylent Green.”

Finally, we can give Black Widow her own movie now that she’s been appropriately cast.

Welp, now I know the term “bio-cock”, thanks...

Seriously, thanks. I cannot wait to use it, just having trouble figuring out where I would need to make that distinction in my day to day life. Sadly, very little.

Then don’t do them...

Well, you only know what you know, and some guys only know porn and their shoddy attempts at lovemaking based on porn. It’s cause Dad’s got embarrassed to show tell this to their kids, and Moms... forget it. Even the old reliable schoolyard (where my single-Momed ass learned most of it) is faltering to the…

From old man to young: Use you fingers like you would you tongue. If you can’t do it with your tongue, don’t do it with your finger.

Unless... and this takes time, communication, and experience... you know that she likes it otherwise.

It’s not the sexiest image, but this portion of the program isn’t really for YOU. Oh…

“If you had that guy’s cock, sure, then you could ‘gape’ me sweetie. But you don’t, and never will and... sorry.” - Best response to husbands/boyfriends/whatever wanting to try out the seriously skilled and ONLY TO BE ATTEMPTED BY PROFESSIONAL sexual feats demonstrated in porn.

Seriously, I think they should sell out…

Except for me, I got old I danced a hell of a lot more... with little care for who saw or what I did. It. Kicks. Ass.

People do give me odd looks at Denny’s, but WHY DO THEY HAVE TO PUMP DANCE MUSIC EVERYWHERE IF THEY DON’T WANT ME DANCING!?

I hit my too old for this shiot point at 40, and I mean I’M DONE with putting up with bullshit and I’m done with fear.

Fuck bullshit, but especially FUCK FEAR - the bullshit I choose for myself. D-O-N-E.

Seriously, what the fuck do I actually have to fear in modern society that isn’t really a lot of made up bullshit.…

So basically call a demo version a “pirated” one for pub and to pollute the torrents with the legit demo copy.

Jesus, that’s a brilliant masterstroke. <sincere golf clap>

There are a few games whose basic premise is SOOOO good, but their execution or timing was JUUUUUST a bit off.

Magic Carpet is a game, if done today with love and care and real cutting edge gaming knowhow... Just. Wow. How about a Magic Carpet MMO with a real time terrain map and a constant 24 hour battle for mana and…

NO. The Sandler Family Vacation on Sony’s Dime was the laziest. Fucking up something this bad takes WORK DAMNIT! A lot of why would anyone DO THIS?!? Type of work...

I’m using it in a few decks to GOTCHA in critical moments and have a big ass dude left over and with my opponent little time to react. Like the card was designed to do.

It forces mistakes from often distracted opponents, winning me games I should have lost due to the time pressure and just the disruption of rhythm of…