You don't convict someone if there's reasonable doubt. Contrary to popular belief, the trial of OJ Simpson worked exactly as intended. He was found not guilty because the prosecution failed to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that he was the murderer.

"You banning my semi-auto rifles"

Or that "some crimes" is "every crime."

I forgot Texas was the only state in the country.

Fast and Furious oh my god dude. Really. REALLY.

How do you think those guns end up on the streets illegally?

Born in Flint, MI, now living in the Chicago area, Joe Blevins is a voracious pop culture blogger whose online home base is d2rights.blogspot.com.
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Instead of "Great Job, Internet!" they should just call it the more appropriate "Shit I Found Online Because I Don't Have a Real Job."

I think it's time to retire Great Job, Internet!

I'm less annoyed at yet another grimdark take on some kind of children's media than I am about how unbelievably safe and boring it is.

"Game Of Thrones is a deeply cynical portrait of medieval society while The Walking Dead is a surprisingly optimistic vision of the apocalypse."