Oh so this is an ad for Shane Torres and really nothing to do with Guy Fieri.

Check myself into a mental hospital because I've clearly lost my mind.

It WAS back in theaters!

If I want to fondly remember The Iron Giant then I'll just watch The goddamn Iron Giant.

What an embarrassing book and an embarrassing trailer. "Heh, remember these things? Weren't they cooooool? 😎"

Austin Jones is not an alleged child predator. He's an admitted one.

People tend to be very nostalgic about that movie but it does not stand up to repeat viewings.

Pretty weak film to use as your gold standard sci-fi horror.

This was an incredibly confusing headline.

In their defense Supper Club is the most interesting new feature.

To a degree that it makes any difference in regards to how much danger PP is in? It's literally impossible for me to imagine that.

And who is going to watch a video about PP where the draw is that it's narrated by Lena Dunham, Meryl Streep, and Jennifer Lawrence? Trump voters?

How does this help keep PP open when the people who want to close it are the same people who despise Hollywood types like Lena Dunham?

As an egg I have no legs to run with.

That's a really good question! Why are you wasting your time with this? These are the first two posts you ever made, and it's on a video narrated by Lena Dunham.

I'm not the one who suggested that Lena Dunham's passionate fanbase could "theoretically" help show Congress the error of their ways.

Now you're getting it.

I'm in favor of Lena Dunham not being the spokesperson/advocate/face of anything.

What an unbelievably naive worldview you have. Who do you think Lena Dunham's fans are? Who do you think they voted for? Who controls the house, senate, and presidency in two days?

Ahahahahahahaha.