I.... really enjoyed The Cloverfield Paradox (!!!).

In 4th or 5th grade, my mom made me carpool with my class bully since he lived nearby. He and his mom were obsessed with the Cats soundtrack and would play it multiple car rides per week, because it wasn’t enough for that little asshole to just torment me on the playground. My hatred of Cats developed early through…

Hmm, I’m not sure - I can’t decide which is hotter. But wait! Maybe I can solve this with geometry ...

“She tricked that good Christian man with her sinful feminine wiles!”

The sailboat shirt was DISTRACTING. Like his pecs are so big he has to get shirts that are now billowing over his flat abs. The entire scene of him gyrating and humping the bed to get the fitted sheet on was excessive. Season 1 White Josh taking his shirt off every episode wasn’t even this naughty.

Ableism in internet comments is so much fun!

Everyone stanning Corporate Twitter because of sassy one-liners and whatever despite being nakedly cynical attempts to make colossal corporations seem friendly and relatable is one of the more unexpected and depressing aspects of our burgeoning cyberpunk dystopia.

First of all, what could Pornhub think a Cini Mini is?

Seriously tho, that poor cat. It just wants to be loved and also check out what’s in that bush. It doesn’t understand why Michael Rappaport is yelling at it. Why is Michael Rappaport yelling at the cat?  Because it’s ugly?  Well, Michael Rappaport, have I got some news for you....

It gives their interaction on the party bus a new flair. WiJo was probably thinking to himself “oh this is that big dicked daddy from my gym 👀”

But how would he have known beforehand, it’s not like he’s seen Darryl in a state of un- ... oh the gym! 

“Trash...ures” was one of the best single line readings ever. 

Paula was on a roll this episode with one-liners/one-worders:

“Happy birthday, Connor.”

I kept alternating between smiling and chuckling during that Oklahoma-esque number. It was so funny and so ridiculously meta.

He said on Twitter how nervous he was to see his scene last night. The tweet was adorable. The scene was spot-fucking-on.

Tan France!? Great pull, Bloom. 

Korean name for the scenes was ‘My Ajusshi’, awkward translation ‘My Mister’.

I want that skeleton suit and tie!

This may be off topic, but Warner Bros. just this week murdered their recently acquired property, the Asian television streaming site ‘Drama Fever’. They shut it down without warning or credible explanation.