...profits?

Yep. Those young men were babies once. And fuck babies, right?

TL;DR: NOT ALL WHITE PEOPLE.

Alternate question: can you discern that the point is hypocrisy on the part of his critics and not an attempt to tilt the scales? I won’t wait for an answer.

+$400k stars.

“Look at Obama making $400,000 for a speech! That’s not ... right!”

(unintelligible screaming)

Disappointingly Diplomatic Obama is the only Obama there’s ever been. I like the guy and he was a decent prez I voted for twice, but Jesus CHRIST I am disappointed with how he spent so much time trying to appease people who hated his guts by selling out supposed liberal positions before negotiations even started.

Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Bribe Squad.

Everything about that premise is bad. Hot food taeks are the best reason to fake hate somebody. I am judging the way you eat, but I also really sincerely do not give a shit about it at all. It’s like sports hatred: fun, visceral, safe.

Yeah but Dick Cheney has never lived in Iceland, so that’s HUGE factor in choosing it over Wyoming.

Lock him up! Lock him up!

Despite this being 2017, it took me a minute to realize you meant the Secret Service and weren’t referring to the Nazi military group.

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

Ah, yes, fighting the War on Christmas is just like living in Aleppo.

Having been raised by ultra-Christian/ultra-Liberal parents I always resent the notion that believing in God also means you don't understand science or marriage equality or vaccinations.

I was raised in an atheist household (I'm 25 now), and I'm always surprised at how uncommon it is. I know lots of atheists, but all of them came to their atheism as teenagers or adults. I don't know anyone else with atheist parents.