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Sometimes I’ll get a long strip, so I can like feel it pulling off as it goes, and it bleeds. In my head I consider it “a good one.” It never really hurts too bad, though.

I bite skin off the inside of my cheeks. Like, big chunks of it. Always have. Probably always will.

If archery ends in a stalemate, is that a bow tie?

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

The big difference is that skateboards are cool....

They also shot their eyes out.

THEY DON’T EVEN HOVER

I love this one.

MUCH ANGER IN YOU 😂

John Mara, what are you doing on Kinja?

Let’s be honest though...having the best aim of any Stormtrooper is a pretty low bar to set. That’s like being the fastest sloth.

I just hope kylo keeps his helmet on the whole time him taking it off reaslly sort of kills the intimidation factor he had.

Sherman, maybe?

He used to play fallout, till he took a Sonata to the knee.

There’s TWO people in the world who think it’s a good idea to hack through an aero pan? We should get them in a ring and make them fight.

I’m so happy you’ve found a way to feel superior to people that like things.

Good dog, that is totally travelling.

I’m more of a Wilhelm Scream kinda guy :D