this is very wholesome. <3

Just watch Ellen!

Glad you found a job.  My wife has been unemployed for a year, so you are now my hero.

Does “Ben Wyatt’s Fanfiction” still post anywhere on AVC after the Kinjapocalypse?

It was Marc Maron’s WTF podcast, and I question what you read or listened to, because that’s not really at all the gist of what she actually said (especially the “asks her husband to help her out at acid dropping parties” bit). This is like a game of telephone, except here its people hearing some nugget, getting…

Binzanti is typing with his face today it seems.

An album I enjoy quite a bit. I return to the opener "Lyric" often. Stellar hook.

I wish I could have unlimited free porn on the Internet.

I feel embarrassed for the AV Club when it tries to report on news.

So it’s Beyond the Black Rainbow except it actually has a plot?

Good to know only white people get divorced, commit suicide, use drugs, and feel depressed.

I’d say that I’m looking forward to the moment when you have that grand epiphany—that you’re part of the problem--but I doubt that you possess anything close to that level of self-awareness. 

I’m personally pretty upset that The Godfather isn’t called Michael.

Apples and oranges...the movie got made because ScarJo is attached. This movie would not get made if it were a no-namer, no matter how good of an actor/actress they are, no matter if they’re straight or not. It comes down to bankable stars and ScarJo is just that. No investor/studio is going to take a chance like that.

Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn’t really a robot.

Nincompoop?

Let Me In was a good movie.

He was probably just overwhelmed by all the close-up shots of dancing ballerina feet.

wasn’t Tommy Boy already a musical?!

Funny, I liked it way less when it was called that.