File this one under: Uuuuh, no shit.

seems you ventured into the wrong spot.

Invest in Bitcoin, get friendly with the Chinese, hopefully profit when we become the Controlled States of China.

More Betty Gilpin for us to binge if Korea doesn't blow LA off the map first.

Ernie, you suck.

Woah…I just read all this. I think Ernie sucks more than Kinja.

Me and your cat Zorro have more in common than I thought.

Ernest saves Christmas.

I see where we're going with this…

The cancer that infects Kristina.

If the studios were the cast of Stand by Me, Sony would be Vern.

Play Freebird, man!

Sorry, I don't fight the mentally handicap.

So where are we fighting at?

I don't know what syrup sandwiches are, but they don't sound too bad.

Magnolia is his best movie and I'll fight anyone who says differently.

But he gave us bat suit nipples! BAT SUIT NIPPLES!

Helga- Beat it, football head!

It's the little things in life.

This is the most blatant cash grab I've ever seen come out of Hollywood.