Promised this:

I'd say a brown manual 125i would fit the bill even slightly better than that! (With the optional mechanical limited slip diff of course, and maybe the M Performance Power Kit)

BUT WHAT OF THE MAZDASPEED3????!!!! (I'm actually holding out hope for an MS6...)

I prefer it when the back has more hatch. It looks like a mini RS4.

Applying this to BMW's carbon fibre know-how, plus their cloth GINA concept, perhaps we could have a Variably Aerodynamic GINA?

Bring it over here only in a hatch. Force Americans to the dark side.

and then our cleverly named Protagonist and Hero, Hiro Protagonist goes back to selling pizza.

Did anyone like the game Fuel?

CAPES!?

As much as this is all satire, this is one I'd be more than happy to allow to exist.

Friggin' finally. This is the one thing that could interrupt my MGB GT / Triumph GT6 dreams. Well, no. I just looked at GT6s. They are damn sexy.

Please be a hatch and not a trunk. Please be a hatch and not a trunk. Please be a hatch and not a trunk. Please be a hatch and not a trunk.

I just want my IDx

Couldn't find the PC download link, so I guess I won't be participating.

Not sure why this isn't coming out on pc looks good but i'm not picking up a console just for it.