I’m not a millennial so this is like explaining Real Housewives of the Potomic to a cave-man.

OMG - I’m so uncool. I just saw the name of the band as gibberish. And now. Now I see it. Power Bottom. I’m old

I’m super confused. I thought...

Hopkins identifies as bisexual and of non-binary gender, but damn if ze doesn’t look like a cosplaying straight dude to me, yeah.

I’m a little confused. They’re a queer band called “Power Bottom”, but the lead singer is a straight male who may have sexually assaulted a straight woman?

im not going to say im old, im not, it’s just that literally none of this shit appeals to me in the least.

the idea of watching someone else play a video game frustrates me.

I’m so old :(

burnout in a friends ride without getting their permission = dick move.

I don’t know where he gets the impression anyone at Jalopnik can drive well.

Dude found a parking place in Times Square!?

If this is a terror attack, it’s bad, and terrorism is bad.

What are those 9th gen Accord wheels doing on an 8th gen Accord?

Don’t make me append a /s

Ford Pinto system.

STOP HARASSING OUR GREAT LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD MASTER OF DEALS HE JUST LOST HIS DEAR FRIEND THE GREAT ROGER AILES A GREAT MAN THAT SPENT HIS LIFE FIGHTING FAKE NEWS.

Seriously though, at what age would they not charge her? How young would she have to be for people to just laugh it off and explain to her why it’s a no-no rather than slapping felony charges on a fucking child?

Well, as a person who plans on tracking down a CPO Cayman within the next year, this is good to know.

Coast down if you can. Most people get into trouble at higher speeds and tire failure by jamming on the brakes. Let off the gas and let the vehicle slow down if you can and hit the brakes once you arrive at a speed you feel confident enough to control the vehicle.