Better question - when you buy a new car, they typically fill it with fuel before they hand it over to you. How... is this dealer gonna do that?

Tale as old as time: I wanted a minivan. My wife refused to get a minivan. Some things... aren’t worth the fight.

As a parent of two young kids, I knew it was time to break down and get a 3 row crossover... and since Kia Tellurides still have dealer markup here, I went with the Hyundai Palisade Calligraphy, because nothing else can really compete with it. 

The California Route One has always seemed like the sweet spot to me - long range battery, AWD, without the wasted power of the GT models - and seeing them going for less than $50k (with 0% financing?) seems like a great deal.

See that little lever between the seats? That’s your ticket to embarrassing Broncos and Wranglers all day long at Moab.

There’s theoretically something to be said about buying the cheapest possible Ferrari, but a) this isn’t even a Ferrari, and b) you can get Mondials in similar condition for a bit more than half this price.

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One thing I’ve always wanted to see, but never have, is the look on somebody’s face when they first get a Prowler and open the trunk thinking to throw a weekend bag - or, uh, a briefcase - in it.

If you don’t love a two-seat All Wheel Drive SUV with T-Tops that, fitted with proper tires, has approach / departure / breakover angles that let it rock crawl like an Unimog, you don’t love cars.

I’ve been considering this car, but it’s just too pricey for me for what it is.

A) The Grand Highlander is not offered as a PHEV; if you really want to get into the electric future of plugging in your car and foregoing gasoline for at least 30 miles a day or so, you have to go with the TX.

B) The interior on the TX is…

Maybe if somebody has such bad PTSD that they think acorns are gunshots and empty their firearm at the sound of an acorn, they shouldn’t be allowed access to firearms?

To put this slightly differently: an Integra Type R with this mileage in this condition is probably worth $80-$100k at auction. This is a better car in most every way than an Integra Type R. There is the fact that only about 4,000 Integra Type R’s were produced, while about 25,000 Neon SRT-4's were produced, but…

Completely agree; the leaking coolant is a big red flag for me that dimmed whatever interest I might have had in a low mileage SRT-4 at that price. This isn’t for me, but it’s for somebody out there. 

That displays a lack of understanding of what an SRT-4 is. That’s like calling a WRX STi an “Impreza” - technically, yes, but it’s so much more than that. I wouldn’t buy this, but there is absolutely a market for this car at this price.

Not that simple! When demands falls to the point that supply chains for producing a good no longer exist, the good becomes super-duper expensive! Whale oil was a common industrial lubricant well into the mid-20th century. It's still required to use some computer equipment from the 1950's! Despite the steep drop in…

Any internal combustion engined car. When gas costs $100 / gallon in 2030 and you’re still paying your 96 month loan, you will have regrets

You fit them in very carefully.

It’s nothing at all, whatsoever, like that, since it’s a page she runs with her husband. Only the wackiest of churches forbid married couples from boning.

1: Inexpensive
2: All-wheel-drive
3: T-tops. Did you mention t-tops? I’m pretty sure you mentioned t-tops.
Anyway, what you want is a Suzuki X-90:

I’m lol’ing at the $500; I keep my snow tires on a dedicated set of (the cheapest possible) wheels so I can just swap them on and off in the winter, and the set of wheels + snow tires for my Mustang ran me $1,800 in 2014. On the bright side, they’ve lasted me since 2014. 

I’m sorry, but this is flat wrong. Driving in snow is better than sex. Getting a rear drive sports car out into an open empty parking lot with a few inches of fresh powder on it and doing endless 360 spins and big-radius power slides is possibly the most fun a human being can have without mind-altering substances.