No.

Is this my wife? Because I’ve actually had that suspicion about myself for a while.

YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME, COOKIE MAN!

Well that sounds incredible. I imagine I would probably try it first with chicken (and without the devil weed), but yeah, this will be in my future. I’m already planning on trying out a soy sauce chicken recipe I recently found for my fend for myself day next week, but will be saving this for the week after, I think.

YEP.

It has not been fixed, because instead of focusing on that, as they said they were going to, they decided instead to nerf the best weapons in the game because a vocal minority was whining that they made things “too easy” (never mind the fact that you feel vastly underpowered for like 90% of the game). Which is SOME…

Reason #8671 why we only have one child and are keeping it that way.

Just throw the ears unshucked in the oven, 400 for 30 minutes.  Everything comes right off once it’s cooked.  By far the easiest method of corn making, and tastes leagues better than anything but grilling.

I would normally tend to agree, as so many people treat their expensive things like garbage, but I take very delicate care of my electronics and my left stick started drifting intermittently a month after launch. I thought it was the bluetooth issue at first until it kept happening after doing all the documented…

No, it’s the sticks themselves. I’ve been playing Bloodstained almost exclusively in handheld and I’ve been getting it really badly lately. I mean, there is a bluetooth issue, particularly in the first-run models, but this isn’t that.

Why in God’s name would anybody want to sit outside in Florida, particularly at this time of year, anyway?

It’s nowhere near as “BROKEN!! UNPLAYABLE!!!!!” as whiny gamers are making it out to be. There’s a little lag and some slowdowns, but it’s nothing game breaking (at least thus far, I’m about 4-ish hours in) and certainly nothing they can’t patch out. And they said they’ve shifted their resources to focus on fixing up…

And again, Homecoming takes place literally the next day. Even if he was getting $tark Dollars he wouldn’t have been able to completely renovate and refurnish his room overnight, while he was on another continent.

My god that looks uncomfortable as fuck.  Why the hell would you intentionally make things less ergonomic?

And the thing that pisses me off is that they were very much setting all that up in Civil War but then they just completely pivoted away from it. His room is barely furnished (and it will always annoy me to no end that it’s a COMPLETELY different set in Homecoming even though that’s supposed to take place like the…

All things considered I lucked out and didn’t have any real roommate horrors. But this always stuck with me.

I still have both of those, but damn if that Game Boy package isn’t tempting as hell.

Uh, you can do all that in Turtles in Time, my dude.

WELL I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE RIGHT GODDAMN NOW.

Already ordered Ultimate Alliance so my full price game budget for next month is already used (September is going to hurt with Link’s Awakening and Borderlands 3 a week apart), but oh shit, Wolfenstein comes out next month already? Damn, I’m gonna need to get around to finishing up the last one at some point then.