“What if there was another movie?”

I had one where it hit me and I should have died, but didn’t. So now I’m wondering if that was a glitch or if it’s all just for show.

THAT SOULMASTER SON OF A BITCH WAS A RIGHT FUCKER AND HE CAN BURN IN HELL.

Still think they look terrible.

Map: I have a horrible sense of direction, so the map is absolutely essential. Having to track down what’s his face in each area before you can even look at a map at all SUCKS. Before you say it, yes, in Metroid, Castlevania, etc you have to find map stations to flesh things out, BUT those games will still fill the…

I remember it most specifically with Hornet, because that’s where I noticed it first and it rage-seared into my brain. But she would say “hyaa” when doing her diving slash, “gyooo-dis” when throwing her needle out like a harpoon, and something else when she swung it around her like a shield. After two tries I know the…

Heh. Yeah. “Pattern recognition.”

I don’t even know what the Path of Pain is, and frankly have no interest in finding out at this point...

I’ve been seriously contemplating buying Axiom Verge a second time to have it on the Switch because I loved the hell out of it, whereas Hollow Knight is so full of bullshit I just want it to be done and over with. I still have a few bosses I didn’t do because all the boss fights are absolutely miserable and I noped…

It definitely takes way longer to get going than it should.

I know I’m in the minority on this, but after finally getting it now that it’s out on Switch, I don’t think it’s anywhere near as amazing as everyone’s constant gushing praise makes it out to be. Everything about the map system is utter bullshit. The bosses are all way too frustratingly difficult and absolutely kill…

Tumblr: come for the funny Denny’s posts, stay for all the porn.

If the cheat codes are actually usable this time, I will be seriously tempted to get the Red Faction remaster.

BotW DESPERATELY needs some actual endgame content and new game +.

Far Cry 3 Classic Edition | PS4

Yes, please do tell.

Yeah, that’s shitty as FUCK. All the more reason to not support Ubi in general (as they’ve yet to make a game I’ve enjoyed) and this game in particular (as I thought the original was overrated garbage).

Crisps, then, for you lot across the pond :)

Counterpoint: I prefer softer fries. If I wanted to eat crunchy potatoes I would be eating chips, dammit.

Oh God I want those curry fries RIGHT NOW.