All these lists and nobody has mentioned Horizon yet? For shame.

God, I would kill for a new Rogue Squadron. That is absolutely #1 on my video game wishlist.

“Be thankful you even have a family home to go back to, Somber Son, with parents who want to be around you and cook for you.”

“I get dozens of useless, spammy emails every day, making it all the more difficult to find any important messages that are less than a week old”

The police weren’t investigating it because Homeland was clearly claiming jurisdiction. That’s why Madani told Stein to tell the cops they were done once she saw what she needed to.

Where can I get a copy of Hangry Hangry Rhinos?

Now the question is, is this 37 minute estimate on top of the half hour of Chevy, Coke, Geico, and iPhone commercials that play before every movie before you even get to the trailers, or is that factored in?

“A sense of swift open world travel is one of my absolute favourite things in a video game, from Wind Waker to The Witcher 3...”

Blade is still one of my all-time favorites.

I had every intention of waiting for the Switch version. But between this and credit card reward points I was able to snag the PS4 version for all of $1.50. So it looks like I’ll be murdering the hell out of Nazis next week.

I had every intention of waiting for the Switch version. But between this and credit card reward points I was able…

“Even in the best case scenario, you’d earn credits as you play (or purchase them for real money) and buy what you what piece by piece”

“If you’ve never seen the FX sitcom It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, you’ve got until December 9 to binge on 11 seasons of the award-winning program before it disappears from the catalog.”

This, right here, is literally all I want out of this game.

OR, and bear with me here because this is a radical concept that will blow your mind, you can realize that your daughter is her own person with her own likes and interests and that *those aren’t always going to align with yours.* Nor should they. Your child should be free to enjoy whatever she wants. Just because…

FALSE.

Well, this will actually make me get back into playing this game.

This shit right here is the correct take.

That is exactly the point, yes.

Sure you are, you can choose to play (buy) something else.

My personal favorite is the pinstripe suit, but I’m also extremely partial to the (black) tuxedo + cowboy hat combo. Or, as I call it, “The Hoss McGovern, CEO.” When he’s not rescuing princesses, he keeps busy making a pretty penny in boiled denims.