Well that’s a quick way to ensure that I damn well never play this game. I mean total slam dunk.

I went to school with that guy. None of this surprises me in the least.

OH GOD DAMN THAT IS TEMPTING.

Unpopular take: both are terrible.

TL;DR - the Japanese language is a fucking hellscape.

I always loved the concept of Earthworm Jim, as well as the art style, character deigns, and combat. But HOLY HELL was the level design and navigation thereof HORRENDOUS. To this day I’ve never gotten through the first level.

Ideal: BBQ sauce, bacon, cheese, and grilled onions.

I don’t want to hear about any update that isn’t “the end of the game.”

Oh god. All of this. ALL OF THIS.

I was about to type literally the exact same first paragraph.

My 4-year-old daughter also loves playing “Legendary of Zelda” with me. And it’s awesome. But everything you’re describing here is exactly why A) I don’t let her play without me and B) I check the save files every few minutes and reload my last real one before it gets overwitten.